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This is not the kinda wining and dining I signed up for
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My house ain’t messy it’s custom designed by tiny humans who keep calling me mom
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Go away do do do
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I brought you into this world I can take you out
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It’s too far from your heart to kill you you are fine
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Mom life is exhausting
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Heavily caffeinated, meditated & probably medicated
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I was The OG fortune teller
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Things we don’t talk about. Bruno. Jada.
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I’m not saying I hate you
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My nickname is mom
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Next time gas prices go under $2 I’m putting some in the freezer
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2022 got me doing weird things for gas money
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Oh honey I am that mom
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The only time of year it’s safe to put all your eggs in one basket
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